If you are a die-hard Warhammer fan, you might already know that the fantasy MMO was based on the Games Workshop Warhammer Fantasy table-top miniatures. They also made a spin-off titled Warhammer 40k, set in a science fantasy universe. There are War gamers who are insanely devoted and display their uber-skills in modding their warhammer figurines. They are notorious for their barbaric cruelty on Hello Kitty toys as they mutilate their body parts, vandalize them with morbid paint and jab them with grotesque accessories. I guess we can forgive them since they brought them out sick and disturbingly cute all at once. You can read on the cute little story about this Hello Kitty Marines as well as check out their adorable photos after the jump.

Hello Kitty Marines!
by dennis0bauer

Hello Kitticus is a smaller power of chaos, who was a benevolent god, when slaneesh emerged, Hello Kitticus was sucked into chaos Maelstrom and was changed forever. It ideals of cuteness was still there but now perverted. It looked on the Human empire with disdain, all these darkness and fear inspiring architecture, Hello Kitticus would bring cuteness and loveliness back to the imperium even if it would be destroy it in the process.
The bright cats space marine chapter would be the first to be converted. On the just liberated planet of Sanrio, Chapter commander Halokaton found a small cute statue, after the battle. He felt an unnatural attraction to this statue and secretly he took it with him as a spoil of war and hid it in his chamber. The following campaigns Hello Kitticus slowly corrupted the chapter commander, and Halo was converted to the ways of cuteness. He hid the idol at the chapter chapel and after him the chaplains were the first to convert. It was during the charmy campaign that the
whole chapter changed and showed its “true” color, dropping their former chapter colors the marines emerged in a multitude of bright colors. Hello Kitticus was pleased and gave the marines the gift of his face. The chapter now renamed to the hello kitty chapter, massacred their allies in a cute fashion, who fled in confusion and disarray because of the mental anguish caused by the intolerable cuteness level.

When the inquisition later came to investigate the planet, they were horrified to find joyfull happy people worshipping, idols of hello kitty, wearing cute clothes and accessories and had painted their cities in joyfull colors, singing songs of praise for Hello Kitticus. The inquisition dealt accordingly with this heresy of worshipping a false god and ordered Exterminatus.

But the Hello Kitty Chapter already had left for another planet to show the cute ways of Hello Kitticus

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I can’t believe I’m writing about this upcoming Hello Kitty Online MMO! I should have spent my time rummaging through other hardcore MMORPGs. I’m sure this fussy cat has casted some pixie dust to all MMO bloggers around the world as she’s planning for absolute global domination. She started from Beijing to Brazil, then  she clawed her way up to US soil. Then she rode her Hello Kitty Jet to Beijing, as well as Singapore and Malaysia, and her next preys this month of July are in Indonesia and Philippines. I guess Hello Kitty is forgivable, besides she owns a cute innocent pair of eyes, she spreads Love to all of us not Warcraft! Now let us spread the adorable screen shots and video after the jump, can we?

Hello Kitty Online Screen Shots

Hello Kitty Video

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